Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? And we can very well imagine what those bathtub drains at a frat house might actually look like.
The married woman says: I sent the kids to my mother's house all excited about having alone time with my husband.
Would a little Dior Diorskin Forever Perfect Foundation Broad Spectrum heal your dark soul? It just takes me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once.
If you ran like your mouth does you would beat Usain Bolt in a running race.